January 2012
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gossipgran:
if ke$ha can be ugly and famous so can i
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vocaroo:
HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are
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Watchjessiphia:
HE CANNOT EVEN KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE.
me: THE WAITRESS AT OLIVE GARDEN GAVE ME EXTRA BREADSTICKS IM GOING TO BRING THEM TO SCHOOL TOMORROW
my friend: oh sounds cool
me: *never talks to him again*
LAWLLLLLLLL
wwiao:
sorenlives:
samyouare:
wwiao:
no words necessary.
also hey there, jennifer aniston…
a) lol jennifer aniston
b) at the point where i want to look at this and say “this has to be a troll. seriously. but.. they MIGHT BE SERIOUS.” i think i’ve lost all faith in humanity
a) rude..
b) super rude…
I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.: 10 Things... →
alexismarie:
1. Stop spending time with the wrong people. – Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you. If someone wants you in their life, they’ll make room for you. You shouldn’t have to fight for a spot. Never, ever insist yourself to someone who continuously overlooks…
sushimilk:
you know those potatoes called smiles? I’m eating some now and every time I eat them I feel like they are staring me down like “you boiled us in hot oil and that really hurt and now you’re eating us but thats okay we forgive you”